Sumeet's

Father:Raat ko tum pee kar room me gir gaye the..
son:Kya batau Dad,sab galat sangat ka natija he
6 dost,6 beer ki botal..
aur 5 sale pite nahi..

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Q. How did the software engineer die in the shower?
A. He was following shampoo instructions - Lather, rinse, repeat. He
could not get out of the loop!

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Fight fight never surrender, After may there is december.

Where there is a will there is a way,

After december there is a may. Via SMS.

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Most BAKWAS sms … Sir: Ek bargad ke pedh par dus aam hai, usme se paanch chiku maine
nikal liye to pedh par kitni mosambi bachi?

Student: Dus HATHI. Sir: wah tune barabar kaise pehchana?

Student: Kyunki, aaj maine tiffin me methi ki sabji laya hu. moral: roj brush karo warna ghar me chuhe aa jayenge..

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