November 2011
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June 2010
2 posts
Galat Sangat
Father:Raat ko tum pee kar room me gir gaye the.. son:Kya batau Dad,sab galat sangat ka natija he 6 dost,6 beer ki botal.. aur 5 sale pite nahi.. Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
Technical Tragedy
Q. How did the software engineer die in the shower? A. He was following shampoo instructions - Lather, rinse, repeat. He could not get out of the loop! Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
May 2010
2 posts
ENGINEERING ANTHEM
Fight fight never surrender, After may there is december. Where there is a will there is a way, After december there is a may. Via SMS. Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
Bakwaas SMS
Most BAKWAS sms … Sir: Ek bargad ke pedh par dus aam hai, usme se paanch chiku maine nikal liye to pedh par kitni mosambi bachi? Student: Dus HATHI. Sir: wah tune barabar kaise pehchana? Student: Kyunki, aaj maine tiffin me methi ki sabji laya hu. moral: roj brush karo warna ghar me chuhe aa jayenge.. Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
March 2010
1 post
Alcohol is female in nature
PROOF: After drinking it men 1. Talk unnecesarily, 2. Become over emotional, 3. Drive badly, 4. Stop thinking, 5. Fight for nothing. Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
February 2010
1 post
9 ways to scare your neighbors
1) Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don’t have a phone. 2) Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, “I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!” Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants, while watering. 3) Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (ie: chairs,...
December 2009
1 post
Screwed Shayari
Dil Tod Ke Tumne Pahuchaai Mujhe Thes .. Dil Tod Ke Tumne Pahuchaai Mujhe Thes .. Tan Theta = Perpendicular Upon Base!! Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
November 2009
2 posts
Difference between man and woman.
A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words ‘sex’ and ‘love.’ The woman wrote ‘When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptable for them to engage in sex.’ And Bob wrote ‘I love sex.’ Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
Creativity and Imagination
Via: Email. See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
October 2009
3 posts
Born Software Programmer
The Teacher gave a punishment to the student and asked him to write “I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes in the Class” 500 times on the black board. Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
Fw: Shaadi.com profiles
Real Profiles on Shaadi.com
1) i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
2) i am simple girl. I have lot of problem in my life because of my
luck. now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
3) i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping...
Music Knowledge and the talk
via WWW Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
September 2009
2 posts
Jews to Drink
Seinfield and George went to an Indian Restaurant and asked the Indian waiter, “Hey, tell us, are there any Indian Jews from India.” Just a new immigrant waiter answered “Me don’t know but sure ask cook”. He came back with a guilty look and said, “ Sorry no Indian Jews please.” George got upset and yelled, “Of course there are Indian Jews like every where else in the world. I don’t...
Shayari
Har baat keh kar samjhayi nahi jati, Har cheez zindagi me payi nahi jati, Yun toh har waqt yaad kaarte hainapko, Par yaad kisiko dikhayi nahi jati. Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
July 2009
2 posts
[Blog-post] Wishlist - Transformers Characters I... →
A blog-post on Transformer characters I would like to see in the next Transformer movie.
Driving sense or lack of Complete Sense
I’m shocked. What do you think? See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
May 2009
16 posts
Quotes 2 Witty
“Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.” “A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…” “You can’t be late if you don’t show up.” “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.” “If you have a...
Shayari
Likhe Jo KHAT Tuje Wo Teri YAAD Me Saare k Saare wo PAPA ne padh Liye Sawera jab hua to JUTE Pad Gaye wo FASHION wale Baal Hawa me ud Gaye.. Via SMS Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car...
RCB's predicament
RCB can still get out IPL : If DC bats first and DC scores 100 runs and RCB ends up with 32 runs OR DC scores 150 and RCB 82 OR DC scores 200 and RCB 133 OR DC scores 250 and RCB 183. If RCB bats first DC should chase, 50 runs in 10.5 overs, Similarly 100 in 11 overs, 150 in 11.2 overs, 200 in 11.4 overs. DC - Deccan Chargers RCB - Royal Challengers Bangalore Posted via email from...
Coming This June
THIS RAINY SEASON…. Lives will change.. Options will close… Courage will be shaken… From the director of “Screwing Lives: The Burden Of Backlogs” and the producers of “Wash-Out Warriors” and “Call of The Critic” After the enormous success of “The Blue Book...
Evolution Kills
via “www” Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
Ice Cream
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ICE CREAM. See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
Subject Joke
Theif - “Give me all your money or youre Algebra!” Guy - “You mean History?” Theif - “Dont change the subject!” Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
This is how VTU Sem Exams are.
2 teams 6 matches 53 days more to go. War between B.E. night readers Vs VTU Devils Begins from june 23rd Catch the live actions only in your college. This is how we VTU students are, can’t change them on even death-bed, err, exams.. Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
Shayari KKR
Haar kar jeetne wale ko Baazigar kehte hai…..! Wha… wha… Jo lagaatar haare, use KNIGHT RIDER kehte hai…. Mashaallah…….!! Sorry SRK, its not your time.. Maybe next year.. Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
Marathi Wagh(Sher)
Pivli pivli kombdi, tiche vaakde tikde paay, Pivli pivli kombdi, tiche vaakde tikde paay, Tumcha ek hi SMS ala naahi, Mobile viklaa ki kaay. via SMS Posted via email from Sumeet’s Posterous | Comment »
I don’t know good or bad, I evaluate whether people are 0 or 1.
– A Binary Person in a 3-D world.
If you woke up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a...
– Fight Club - The Movie
Rajnikanth Facts
Rajnikanth makes onions cry.
Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajnikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When...
April 2009
7 posts
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second...
– Tyler Durden [Fight Club - film]
Free Games - Download Free Games →
The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.
– * Eugene Jarvis
No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the...
– ~ Mary Wollstonecraft ~
Shri Hanuman Chalisa
Doha Shri guru charan saroj raj, Nij man mukur sudhar | Barnau raghubar bimal jasu, Jo dhayaku phal char || Budhihin tanu jaanike, Sumerow pavan-kumar | Bal budhi vidhya dehu mohe, Harahu kalesh bikar || Chopai Jai hanuman gyan gun sagar | Jai kapish teehu lok ujagar || Ram dut atulit bal dhama | Anjani putra pavan suta nama || Mahabir bikram bajrangee | Kumati nivar sumati ke sangi || Kanchan...
Where are our Taxes going?
Indian MPs earnings:
Salary: 42000rs
Office expenses: 14000rs
Travel exp: Rs 8 /km
Daily TA/DA: 500rs
Train Travel: Free
40 free Air trips every yearRent at Dehli for MP hostel: Free
Electricity cost: 50000 unit free
Local Phone call charges: 170000 calls free.
Total expense: 32 Lakhs
For 5 years: 1 crore 60 Lakhs
For 534 MPs: 855 crores
Where a common Indian stands after this?Price...
October 2008
1 post